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Practical guides for freelancers and agencies: monitoring, SSL, Cloudflare, WordPress and the business of care plans.

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Guides

How to write an incident update clients read

When a site is down, the client wants three answers: is it known, what is affected, and when will you say more. A simple structure for incident updates that keeps clients calm.

Agencies

What to put in a client uptime report

A client uptime report has one job: show that someone is watching. Here is the short list of things to include, the numbers to leave out, and a plain-English template you can reuse.

Guides

Website down: what to do in the first 15 minutes

A checklist for the first quarter hour of an outage: confirm it, find the broken layer with five commands, fix the common causes, tell the client, then make sure it cannot go unnoticed again.

Engineering

Monitor a cron job with one curl command

Cron jobs fail silently. Add one curl line and get an alert when a backup, import or queue worker does not run, runs late or exits with an error. Includes systemd, Docker and Kubernetes.

WordPress

WordPress monitoring: 7 things that break

Seven ways a WordPress site fails while still looking up: database errors, plugin fatals, dead wp-cron, bad caches, locked logins, expiry and hacks. How to detect and fix each.

Guides

Uptime vs response time vs Core Web Vitals

Three numbers people mix up. What each one measures, where the data comes from, which thresholds matter, and which tool answers which question, with downtime tables you can quote.

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